Man's Decision To Buy WAP Phone Condemned As 'Too Little, Too Late' By Industry

A man's decision to purchase a WAP phone has been roundly condemned as 'too
little too late' by the mobile phone industry.

John Dickson, 45, purchased the phone, a Siemens SL45, from a high street retailer in
Norwich because he wanted to 'keep in touch with the kids and see what this
WAP business is all about.' But the purchase was condemned as 'derisory' and
'pathetically inadequate' by industry figures looking for an end to the current
slump.

"What good is that going to do," said one insider. "There are thousands of jobs
on the line here. And he buys one piddling phone? What f***ing use is that?"

As UK manufacturer Marconi announced massive jobs cuts this week,
prompting its share price to plummet, it had been hoped that the 'Norwich
Acquisition', as it had become known on the trading floor, would herald a change
in fortunes for the much-troubled tech and telecommunications sectors, but
news that the acquisition consisted of just one phone was greeted with
despondency, not just in the UK but throughout the industry.

"A lot of people were hoping for good news from Norwich," said David
Blumenthal, financial analyst at the New York Times. "This is a major
disappointment."

The NASDAQ was down 73 points on news of Mr. Dickson's purchase.

The industry's hopes now turn to an IT student called Peter Chan who has
expressed an interest in acquiring Nokia's new 9210 but is waiting for his grant
cheque to come though.

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