Rope
'Just Out Of Reach' For Cop Hanging From Window Ledge
Jake Torrid, a police officer with
an unconventional streak, 36, remains
hanging precariously from a sixtieth
storey skyscraper window ledge today as a
rope that is his only means of escape
remains tantalisingly just out of his reach.
"It's a real pickle," Torrid told
reporters. "If I could just reach the rope, then I
could pull myself to safety and
get that sonofabitch who killed my partner."
Torrid demonstrated his predicament
by stretching his arm as far as he could
and showed that the rope was still
three to four inches away from the tips of
his fingers.
Bystanders seemed to doubt whether
Torrid would succeed in extricating
himself from his life-threatening
situation. "He simply can't reach it," said
Mrs. F. Gladdhurst, a housewife.
"The rope is too far away. I think he's going
to fall."
Looking anxious and in great peril,
Torrid says he now plans to reach for the rope
one last time in the hope that a
final burst of effort will enable him to grab it
and pull himself to safety, despite
his earlier, failed attempts.
If he falls, his only chance of surviving
will be to land on the back of a truck
carrying empty cardboard boxes that
has been seen driving in the area,
although most observers believe
the chances of that happening are fairly remote.
(c) urbanreflex.com 2001