Milosevic And Lawyers Preparing To Lose Memory Some Time Next Week.

Slobodan Milosevic, currently facing a United Nations war crimes tribunal in
The Hague, is finalising plans to lose his memory some time next week, his
lawyers say.

"We have had lengthy discussions with Mr. Milosevic and will soon be in a
position start forgetting a lot of what happened during his term in office," said
one of the former Serbian president's representatives.

Milosevic is believed to be already making progress, having forgotten about
several key meetings and important military briefings over which he presided.

"We have drawn up a detailed list of incidents that occurred while Mr. Milosevic
was president including the killing of civilians, torture, rape, theft of property
and confiscation of passports from departing refugees," his lawyer said, "and we
have clarified exactly what should immediately be expunged from his memory.
By the end of this week, he should have little or no idea about anything that
happened while he was in office. Fingers crossed."

The trial continues.

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