An 8 once steak was reduced to a
lump of gristle by a mysterious flesh-eating
creature yesterday, sparking fears
that hamburgers and sausages in the region
might also be at risk.
The organism, described as a large,
black cavity lined with sharp, white teeth
first attacked the steak at around
8 o'clock on Wednesday night. Within twenty
minutes the entire steak had been
consumed. Experts now warn that burgers,
sausages, bread, crisps and biscuits
in the area are also at risk.
One said: "We can't predict where
the organism will strike next. All we know
is that anything tasty is at risk."
The same creature is also thought
to be responsible for the disappearance of
an entire tube of cheese and chive
Pringles last week.
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