U.S. Fears Saddam Has Special 'Invisible' Weapons
 

President Bush today announced that secret Iraqi intelligence documents found
by troops in Baghdad show that Saddam Hussein may have successfully
produced special, invisible weapons of mass destruction while he was in power
and that he or his terrorist associates may still have access to them.

Speaking to reporters at the White House, the president said the weapons put
America in an unprecedented level of danger: "This is a serious threat. Weapons
that are invisible are very, very hard to find. Heck, we can't even see 'em," he
explained.

The secret documents apparently show that the Iraqi army was developing
invisible anthrax and invisible VX, both of which may have been passed on to
terrorist groups such as al-Quaeda.

Secretary of State Colin Powell said: "This is even worse than we first thought.
It just proves how right we were to invade Iraq."

Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge immediately responded by raising
the national threat advisory level to red.

"We must be extra vigilant," said Secretary Ridge. "Anyone who sees what
they suspect to be an invisible chemical or biological weapon should report it
to the authorities right away."
 

--RIDGE: Vigilant
 

President Bush is now expected to ask Congress for a new package of funding
to deal with invisible weapons.

Hopes are high that Halliburton, a company which coincidentally has links to
Vice President Dick Cheney, may have developed a new 'invisible weapons
detector' that could be used to combat the new threat. Each unit is believed to
cost around 10 million dollars and early tests have been promising.

Dick Cheney was unavailable for comment.
 

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