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WEAPONS OF MASS PARTYING!!!

Oh boy, party animal Colin Farrell has been at it again!!! After being famously snapped
with Britney Spears and a bevy of other lovely ladies, the Irish charmer was recently
spotted at a New York club with someone many readers might recognise... from
Department of Defense briefings!!!

The outfit may be unusual but the moustache is a DEAD giveaway!!!! Yes, Colin is
dating none other than Baghdad bad-boy Saddam Hussein!!!!!!!

Clubbers at at New York's trendy Louche Bar couldn't believe their eyes
when they saw flavour-of-the-month Farrell cavorting with the droopy-jawed
former dictator. "They couldn't keep their hands off each other," said one
insider. "They were very into each other."

The pair danced until the early hours before leaving together in Farrell's
stretch limo. Passers-by seemed stunned to see the couple. One said "My
god they guy is totally repulsive. Why would anyone wanna be seen with
him? Saddam should know better."

"What could the two POSSIBLY have in common?" was the question on
everyone's mind. In response, Saddam, sporting a pair of fetching leather
pants, turned to reporters before leaving and said : "We both love kebabs!!"

....WORD ON THE STREET!!

Keep it to yourself, but our spies have sent us this piece of hot
gossip from the set of the new Homebase DIY commercial that
will hit out screens next month. Apparently, in this one, handsome
Neil Morrissey attempts to put up some wallpaper but ends up
getting covered in glue!!!! The delectable Leslie Ash then tuts at
him and drinks a cup of coffee!!!!!! Holy SHIT!!!! If that doesn't get
you rushing to your nearest Homebase store then nothing will!!!!

IT'S DR. X-HAIR-VIER!!!

Paparazzi photographers were astonished when 'X Men 2' star Patrick
Stewart showed up at a recent Hollywood premier. For it seems that the
respected English actor has been keeping a dark secret under his hat!
Yes, the famously 'bald' thesbian actually has a full head of hair!!!!!! And
WHAT a head of hair!!

"He's got quite a do," said one seasoned hair commentator. "I had no
idea."

"I think it's great that he's finaly come out as a non-bald," said Arnold Fletch,
President of the American Hair Society. "Go Patrick! We love you!" he added.

Will the illustrious Brit actor continue to get bald PARTS (no pun intended!!!)
now that his hairy secret is out??? Let's hope he doesn't PULL HIS HAIR
OUT if he doesn't!!!!!!! Maybe he can go back to his ROOTS...and return to
the theatre?!!!!