IRAQ LATEST: Bush Changes Stance, Insists Iraq Must Now Disclose All Weapons And Porn
 

In what many commentators have described as a significant change of strategy,
President George W. Bush has demanded that Saddam Hussein disclose not
just his weapons of mass destruction but also his porn collection, stating that
failure to do so will give the United States no option but to invade Iraq.
 

--BUSH: Demand.
 

"No more denials," Bush told reporters gathered at the White House. "I am sick
and tired of excuses. We know Saddam has porn. We know he has used porn in
the past. And we know he is hiding his porn somewhere. The world is not safe,
when some of the world's worst porn is in the hands of one the world's worst
leaders."

Secretary of State Colin Powell then listed the porn which Iraq is thought to
possess, including:
 


Suspicions about Iraq's porn arsenal were raised last year when an Iraqi agent
was detained by Special Branch officers in the UK after trying to obtain an
illegal copy of 'Ben Dover's Doin It Down Under' from a dealer in London.
 

--PORN: The full extent of Saddam's arsenal is not known.
 

Bush announced that he will now ask the United Nations to pass a new
resolution giving Hans Blix and his team of inspectors the power to search for
and, if necessary, confiscate all of Saddam's porn.

Iraq's foreign minister has dismissed the move, claiming Iraq has had no porn
since the early 1990s.

British Prime Minister Tony Blair immediately expressed his support for the
new initiative, telling reporters: "Pornography is a scourge on our lives and the
lives of all decent, honest people. Saddam must disclose all of his porn or face
the consequences."

But anti-war campaigners have derided Bush's latest statement. British
journalist John Pilger said: "How can he start objecting to Saddam possessing
porn? The US sold most of it to him in the first place."

Ben Dover was unavailable for comment.
 

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