Worshippers Flock To Face 'Resembling Jesus'
 

Thousands of devout Christians have descended on a small town in England
after an office cleaner discovered 'the face of Jesus' on a man.

"At first he just looked like any other bloke in the office," said Rose Calley,
who has been cleaning offices for 5 years. "But then I looked more closely and I
could make out what looked like an image of Christ. It was the man's face."

The man in question, an IT support engineer known only as Trevor, as been
with the company for just 3 months but has in that time apparently performed
numerous 'miracles'.

"It's true," said colleague Paul Roberts. "I remember one day when I couldn't
get onto the internet. He just sat in front of the computer, waved his hands,
and the next thing I knew I was surfing again. There's something special about
him, definitely. He also knows some unusual porn sites, but I probably
shouldn't say that."
 

--TREVOR: Messiah?
 

Other workers at the company have described Trevor as being "other worldly"
and "God like." Several have described his uncanny ability to get the office
printer working when all normal methods had failed.

However, some experts have dismissed the claims. "It is quite a leap of faith to
say Jesus's face is on that man's head," said one expert in religious hoaxes. "It's
just a random combination of long, unkempt hair, gaunt features and a beard.
People are just seeing what they want to see."

Trevor's employer, Simon Jeffries, was also skeptical: "Jesus was in fact a
Palestinian Jew," he told urbanreflex.com, " so if he was going to resemble anyone
at this company it would probably be Hamid in accounts."
 
 

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