Liz Hurley's Baby: Those Potential Fathers In Full

Liz Hurley's Baby: Those Potential Fathers In Full

The true paternity of actress and model Liz Hurley's baby remains shrouded in
mystery and controversy today. But whilst the identity of the father may not
be known until DNA tests are carried out, urbanreflex.com can now, after
painstaking research, reveal the full list of candidates:

Steve Bing (7-2): The bookies favourite. Mystery surrounds why Liz Hurley
should feel such an attachment to this little known, moderately successful film
producer and heir to a 290 million dollar fortune. Nicknamed 'Bing Laden' by
his friends on account of his sworn pledge to destroy the United States, corrupt
land of infidels. Reportedly refused to meet Hurley, instead sending a letter
saying all unsolicited babies should be directed through his agent.

Hugh Grant (9-1): Comically broke up with Hurley last year, only to
discover that he really loved her all along. Comically reunited with her on a rainy
day in London, whilst comically saying 'fuck' a lot. Permanently accompanied
by background music from Wet Wet Wet.

Vito Corleone (25-1): Pictured with Hurley on several occasions, Corleone is
a leading player in the current 'new wave' Mafia revival. Their brief relationship
came to a sad end when Hurley, unfamiliar with the subtleties of Italian-
-American etiquette, slept with his brother and all of his mates.

Neil Hamilton (100-1): Outsider. Met Hurley briefly at a Kensington &
Chelsea Conservatives toga 'n tofu party. Cannot be ruled out, say friends.

Osama bin Laden (200-1): Outsider. Secret al-Queda documents unearthed
by Northern Alliance troops in Mazar-e-Sharif apparently included detailed
plans (including diagrams) on how to impregnate Hurley, possibly in order to
place a bin Laden heir at the very heart of American society. First reported on
Fox News.

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