Chris Evans And Billie
Piper Threaten To Create 'Baby' By End Of Year
Despite strong criticism from scientists
and religious leaders, Chris Evans and
Billie Piper have announced plans
to create a human 'baby' by the end of this
year.
The pair told reporters they consider
it an important advance in the
development of their relationship
but many experts consider it a dangerous
move that may have dire consequences
for mankind.
"There is no way of telling what
might happen," said Campaign for Human
Decency spokeswoman Bella Smith.
"The results could be catastrophic. I
mean, look at him."
To produce the Evans-Piper hybrid,
DNA from the father in the form of sperm
will have to be combined with DNA
from the mother in the form of an egg. The
baby will then be grown inside the
mother's body for nine months before it is
taken out in a process known as
'birth'.
The law as it stands is powerless to prevent this procedure from taking place.
Evans: 'Sperm'-----------------
Billie Piper: 'Eggs'
"Creating the baby is just the first
step," warned Smith. "After that, we may
see photo spreads in Hello! magazine
and constant press coverage for years
to come. It's a Pandora's box."
Religious figures also condemned
the move: "It is an abhorrence and an affront
to nature," said the Archbishop
of Canterbury. "Celebrities like these two
should not be allowed to reproduce.
I can see no benefit to society whatsoever."
Friends of the Earth are rumoured
to be planning to disrupt the conception,
although details of the copulation
have so far been kept secret.
Danny Baker was unavailable for comment.
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