'All Your Plane Are Belong To Us' Claims China


The ongoing diplomatic crisis between the United States and China over the
stranded EP3 spy plane worsened today after Chinese Premier Jiang Zemin told
United States representatives, "All your plane are belong to us."

Analysts are divided as to what the significance of this latest statement might
be, but the consensus is that "Somebody set up us the bomb."

A delegation from the U.S. Consulate was allowed access to the plane's crew on
Tuesday and met with President Jiang immediately afterwards. Jiang is
reported to have greeted them with the words, "How are you gentlemen!! All
your plane are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction."

George W. Bush is now faced with a diplomatic stand-off not seen since the
days of the Cold War, and the most serious test yet of his presidency. Last
night he told a packed news conference, "I have three words for President
Jiang Zemin....'What you say??'"

Top-level Pentagon officials have also begun seriously considering military
options should the situation escalate.

"China is known to possess zigs," says Robert Flynn of Jane's Defence
Weekly, "and the possibility that they might all take off has not been ruled
out. If that were to happen, we have no chance to survive make your time."

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